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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Porn is so unrealistic. There`s no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice.
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
Back in my day, we didn’t have computers or the internet. Everyone had to walk uphill for days to tell me I’m an a$$hole.
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that´s how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
Really close to my perfect target weight. All I need now is one more stomach flu
Hi there beautiful, can I drive you to drink?
For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p@nis is.
If your dog is fat it means that you don`t get enough exercise.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...