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After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
How long do I have to wear these skinny jeans before they start working?
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
TEIAM - problem solved
I`m so ghetto.... I had lights and water bill in my name before the age of 3..
I`m so sick and tired of my light weight friends who can`t handle their alcohol...Last night , they dropped me 3 times when carrying me out of the bar!
I`m painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Never call a woman crazy because she will say, "I`m not crazy!" and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
If Iām not eating Iām most likely not happy.
My New Years Resolution for 2015 is to stop being so impatient.
I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders.
Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?