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Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
Statistics show that 3 out of 5 people.. aren`t the other 2.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn’t even be nominated.
No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.
Holidays are a lot of fun until you realize you`ve been dating the ugly sister
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
Fun Game: Walk down a hallway with both arms outstretched to the walls while shouting, "Hug me or turn around!!!"
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
I’m moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!
Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again...
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.