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I put mirrors on the ceiling because I like to see how I look when I`m eating pizza alone.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
I don`t need to go to church in order to feel ashamed of myself on Sunday morning.
Went to the virgin islands, now they are just the islands.
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
Describe myself in three words ... 1. Lazy
Every time I go into my boss` office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
Hush little laptop don`t you cry,mumma gonna find you some more wifi.
So Stevie Wonder is going to become father to triplets next year. I guess he didn`t see that coming...
I don`t fear death... It happens to everyone. I just hope when I am dead and buried, I don`t vote Democrat.