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No one asks the tough questions, like why are drug dealers on the metric system?
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Does anyone else make transformer noises when changing sex positions? Asking for a friend.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like ten so you can choose.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
I would be a great procrastinator ... if I could ever get around to it.
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
I can`t turn water into wine, but I can turn vodka into dinner