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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
The question isn’t who is going to let you; it’s who is going to stop you.
My doctor told me, "DON`T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
The last time I saw something as ugly as your face I pinned a tail on it.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest....
Does this couch I`m laying on make me look unmotivated?
Did you know? If you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Packman!
Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don`t stop long enough for you to reply!