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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
Another day....another 0.2% of a dollar
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
Hell hath no fury like a hungry me.
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
Studies show it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.
Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Shaving your head is the "You can`t fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.