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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
is tring to fool people into thinking I have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
No YouP*rn… I do not want to play poker, I’m at work for crying out loud.
Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?”
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won`t tell you what they`re wearing.
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
There are two types of people...don`t worry you are not one of them.
My misery likes tequila, not company.
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-