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!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
The old saying "I wouldn`t wish this on my worst enemy"... Clearly you have forgotten why they are your worst enemy.
How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
I don`t know if I have a stalker, but if I do could you drop off some beer? Thanks
This silly farmers market doesn`t have any locally grown pizza.
I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in a court of law someday.
If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people who take mini golf seriously.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
The less you know, the more you think you do.
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