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So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra.
Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.
I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
I forgot to make a resolution, so I`m pretty much going to just write out everything I did last night and add the word "stop" to the beginning.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
I always hear people say that a dog is man`s best friend, but I don`t even have enemies who`ll look me dead in my face while taking a sh!t on my carpet.
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
Be the type of gentleman that holds the door open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.
Hoping that Steve Harvey isn`t the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight!