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The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
I don`t eat a high fiber diet to be healthier, I eat so I`ll have to $hit more at work.
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Scientists uncovered the part of the male brain responsible for pissing off women. It’s next to the part that knows how much roses cost.
If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
Don’t get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now.
I really hope my spirit animal is a bear because well I would love to hibernate all winter.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
Today we salute Vodka~ruining family reunions and supporting hilarious `hold my drink` moments for 50 years...