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India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
I can`t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
I’ve been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to “that”.
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
“Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
Question everything...Or should you?