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When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
Don`t just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair
You call it free samples, I call it a free all you can eat buffet.
Just think of how different the world would be if Noah had eaten those two chickens.
Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
I`m sorry. Putting up with your sh!t isn`t on my To-Do list today.
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
I sometimes get road rage just pushing a shopping cart though a grocery store!
is at the park. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I’m at work.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she`s just invisible right now. She`s totally real though."