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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
How does one get a nice body without moving?
Love is grand. Divorce is 100 grand.
Doing word problems as a kid has helped me in adulthood. "Dan doesn`t have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
You heard me right. I said:"Lets agree to disagree." It`s much more polite than:"Whatever, bitch."
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I`ll be telling everyone it`s from having sex while skydiving.
“we should hang out soon” loosely translates to I’m doing everything in my power to end this stupid conversation.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
Money isn`t the key to happiness ... Wait a minute, I`ll just pay to have a key made.