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It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...
Here`s $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
This post is just for you.
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
Irons are like 1000 degrees, who`s bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made?
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"...and spiders. Oh, and ticks and nuclear war and getting laid off and losing your eye sight and...
Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn`t touch anything else, so that`s good.
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.