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I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you`re getting screwed. - Car insurance commercials
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
The IRS suggests filing early to reduce the chance that someone will steal your identity and file before you. Honestly, if somebody wants my identity so badly they`ll file my tax return for me, go crazy. You can mow my lawn while you`re at it, too.
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn`t 3 hours long.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.