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I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I`ve likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don´t make eye contact while eating a banana.
You`ve been on more hotel pillows then chocolate mints.
I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
My life is loosely based on a true story.
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
My version of Heaven would be filled with all the things I`d probably go to hell for.
People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.