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I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
There is a method to my madness....and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable.....
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
I feel so stupid for cashing in my retirement account early. But then I always feel stupid using the Coinstar machine.
Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy...
I love all religions. They bring holidays .
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
"Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol
You`re right. I don`t have a clue. I`ve never had a clue. It`s part of my charm and it seems to be working for me.