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Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
A friend of mine asked what it`s like to raise a small toddler so I coughed directly in his mouth
¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest.
Why do I even have unlimited texting?
You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over