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why does that idiot Charlie Sheen keep winning, and a good person like me keeps losing?
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
Hey, if it doesn`t work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, `Well, she`s there`
I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Hey dumb a$$. Not everything I post pertains to you. Just the stuff that starts with Hey dumb a$$.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
I`m off and running like a wounded herd of turtles on valium