Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I put the pro in inappropriate.
I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything.
One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them? LOL
My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
Procrastination............I`ll make a joke about it later.