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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
My GPS says "time of arrival" ... I see "time to beat."
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
Don`t talk about yourself so much... we`ll do that when you leave.
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.