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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
Million dollar idea: Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you`re up.
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
I`m at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women
Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.