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My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
You can`t Febreze bullshit.
You call it multiple personality disorder... I call it being mayor of the little town in my head!
The hardest part about being an adult is trying to hide how you`re still a child.
When two people love each other deeply, nothing is impossible. Except deciding on where to eat.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
A man who scratches his butt should not bite fingernails!
Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
So your baby doesn`t know any tricks at all?
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.
gua suka sama kamu