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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
I don`t blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers
I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders.
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.