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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
My 14 year old sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added "not in your pajamas". So I`m wearing hers because good moms listen.
My taste in music ranges from, "You need to listen to this" to "I know, please don`t judge me."
"It`s the little things in life that make you laugh," my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
My daughter exclaims "Cheers!" before she takes a drink of juice. So no, actually, I am NOT looking forward to parent - teacher conferences.
It could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
Life gave me onions ... Onionade sucks.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public.