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I`m all for the "going green" thing, but I just can`t bring myself to buy toilet paper that says, "100% Recycled."
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
Shouting "Shotgun" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier.
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.
If you Google the word `overreacting` there`s a picture of me using a fire extinguisher on a spider.
Gravity didn`t seem this strong twenty-five years ago.
1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.
Why is it Donald Duck never wore pants but always had a towel wrapped around his waist when he got out of the shower?