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Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m an apple.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody`s getting.
I`m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook… When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do