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I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn’t end well.
That`s not how I met your mother.
I don’t know if I have a stalker, but if I do, could you drop off some milk. Thanks.
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking slut.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
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I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best looking guy in the world, but.... Oh, hell. Now I`m depressed.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
It`s all rainbows and sunshine until he breaks your heart, then it`s voodoo dolls and arson reports.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.