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Getting married at 22 sounds alot like leaving the party at 9:30
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
It`s a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren`t dating. Imagine if they broke up.
The lottery is over $400 million. Sorry poor kids, no dinner tonight...
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
Coffee? I`ll have a cream soda ... One cup of coffee and I`m up all afternoon.
Sex in the City is the prequel to The Golden Girls, right?