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"Man, you know your bible verses forwards and backwards" - said no one ever
If you read your timeline backwards it is about a person who hates everything and gradually becomes happier until they get a life.
Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
Blockbuster sell sweets and ice cream to go with your DVD rental - who the hell wants to rent sweets and ice cream?
It`s not that I`m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee`s you`re buying it off of sure can.
Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.
Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.