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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
Why periods? Why can`t Mother Nature just text me and be like, "Whaddup Girl?, You ain`t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month."
Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky
If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe`s poker table you`re too mature for me.
My doctor is getting really tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me.
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Pregreening - creeping forward while waiting for a red light to change.
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
I`m so lonely I drive around town with a coffee cup glued to the roof of my car just so people will wave at me.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...