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How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
I`m now at the age where if I see a nice nursing home, I make a mental note of it.
Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!
Today is the 1st anniversary of the end of the world. Can you believe it`s been a year since the world ended? Time sure flies when it`s the apocalypse.
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
I recently jumped on the back of my psychologist and started counting...1...2...3 and he was so suprised asking me what I was doing and I answered offendedly: "Well you`re the one who said I could always count on you !"
My life is based on a true story
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
is not rude...I just wasn`t taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can`t stand.
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"