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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
When things get to stressful I hit the jim.......... Beam.
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger... except for lions, lions will definitely kill you.
Another successful year no random father`s day cards in the mail!
If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.
No matter how compelling and convincing the other person’s argument is, you can always win a debate by adding “yeah, but still” at the end.