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Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds
I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
I look at you and think "why has no-one hit you with a shovel yet?"
Oh, so you are thinking about me? I am also thinking about myself.....
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.