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I`ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.
I`m at the age where if someone says "Go big or go home," I`m usually fine with going home.
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
It takes me like three days to wake up in the morning.
Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.