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Oh, I have an idea!!..oh wait, no I don`t
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
If pigs could fly.. Would I be able to get high on bacon?
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
Women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger`s pants.
I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.