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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can do…I can sleep all over my bed!
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
I want it all and I want it delivered.
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It might be a train or a truck so dont let it hit you.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
Don`t judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those f*ckers are up to something.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.