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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can doβ¦I can sleep all over my bed!
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
I want it all and I want it delivered.
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It might be a train or a truck so dont let it hit you.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
Itβs getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
Don`t judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those f*ckers are up to something.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.