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Alcoholic? No. Self-appointed booze quality control technician? Yes.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese`s pieces
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal.
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.