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Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
I hate it when you`re buying stuff off the Internet and the bank calls to check to see if your card has been stolen. Sure, it seems nice, but then you have to explain to lady on the phone that no, it was not stolen, you really are the one who bought a subscription to bustyblondes.com
I received an email from a hacker that had accessed my bank account. It simply read, "LOL".
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 138,000 Boxes Florida: 129,000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was ugly, I`d be broke as hell because I`m a sexy beast!!
I want to tell my coworker I have strong feelings for her, but I`m afraid things might get weird if she knows I hate her.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?