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I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
Messing up a guy’s hair = cute. Messing up a girl’s hair = putting your life on the line.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.