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liquor stores should sell Shamwows.. I bet they would conquer any challenge alcohol can conjure up. spills.. puke.. all kinds of messes.
lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet.
Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
Mouth the word " vacuum" to a stranger & see what happens.
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can`t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that`s when people care what they`re drinking!
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park