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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
Why is it when you go to get your drivers license photo, they tell you to smile. Your not smiling when the police pull you over.
The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor.
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries
There is a 100% chance that I’ve called some of the most wonderful people in the world the most horrible things imaginable while in traffic.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.