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Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
Love means never being able to like another girl’s selfie on Instagram ever again.
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
Roses are red, violets are blue. god made me pretty,what happened to you?
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra
I`m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
The cop at your front door is never a stripper when you want them to be.
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there`s nothing you can do about it. ;)