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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
Didn`t ya`ll know awkward moments existed before? Damn, its like the Yolocaust all over again...
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
Being normal? Ugh. I can`t imagine how awful that must be.
never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.