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I just called. To say. I texted you.
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
I hate crickets in my house.....except for the one I just killed. He seems ok.
Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.