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The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
It`s not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it`s the gas can in her other hand.
Why do cops ask us why we think they pulled us over? It`s their job. I dont go to the station and ask why they think I created a powerpoint.
Running away does not help with the problems unless you are fat
Loneliness is when your sleeve unrolls itself while washing dishes and you try to roll it back up with your face.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
According to my roommate`s diary, I have boundary issues.
You call it camping. I call it getting drunk with insects.
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective