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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
I`m God`s gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
I hope Breaking Bad ends with Jesse waking up from a dream in the middle of Mr. White`s chemistry class.
I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
I can`t afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don`t know where the duck I am or how I got there.