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My coworkers should be less concerned about my job performance and just be happy I remember to wear pants each day.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
This post is just for you.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first..
Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
Never judge a girl`s boob size by their jacket.
You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.