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I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
Make a random stranger`s day by walking up to them and saying "This isn`t real. You have to wake up"
You know what’s funny? Lot’s of sh!t. Loosen up already.
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Just watched The Grey. The wolves left half the Mexican .. to spicy??
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make 1 wool sweater. I didn`t even know they knew how to knit.
Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
I will be responsible for my actions....when my actions become more responsible.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.