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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
I`m celebrating 1 year of sobriety today ... I think it was 1989 ... Cheers!
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and sent me a poem on Pinterest explaining how tired she was after a long day of work leading to her email. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
Not many people can say their Batman wallet matches their underwear like I can.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
It should really be called teethpaste.
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!