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"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
Akward Moment Is When Your Twin Sister Calls You Ugly(:
This day needs more tomfoolery!
Does it count as saving someone`s life if you just refrain from killing them?
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
If you play my workday backwards, it’s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying.
The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior
Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
Reincarnation is my only hope.