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When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
Little to no thought was put into this status.
This town has more white trash in it than a dumpster behind a paper plate factory
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best looking guy in the world, but.... Oh, hell. Now I`m depressed.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle.
I like people the most when I`m by myself.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.